Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
About this card: pinnedThe Christmas season is over and people are limping resentfully back into work and complaining vaguely about feeling under the weather. Anyone claiming to be sick is lying, of course; they just want to go home and eat cake like it's the last week of December. Take it from me: my bird flu is giving me hell.
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS
They made a sequel to John Wick ?? Some people should *not* be allowed to own dogs.