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The Christmas season is over and people are limping resentfully back into work and complaining vaguely about feeling under the weather. Anyone claiming to be sick is lying, of course; they just want to go home and eat cake like it's the last week of December. Take it from me: my bird flu is giving me hell.
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I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.

Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.

In 30 years when your generation is gone @NobelPrize people, we're giving a Nobel prize for literature to @eminem. Thanks for the precedent!

@jk_rowling FIVE PREQUELS. We get it. So how many sequels?

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