pleasant associations

Don't worry I'm happy to babysit. You can pay me in breast milk. I have a lot of pleasant associations with it.

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Alright now. Spring seems to be unfurling languidly across the North-East, beckoning thoughts of all things things new. Bleating lambs, chirpy birds and such. Tottering toddlers with sticky-jam hands. You know what I'm saying. Babies. Speaking of which, here's a Baby Card to look at it. Sharing it on people's walls? Wouldn't do it myself but then, I'm a serious individual ...
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