Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
About this card: positive thingsThe problem with having a nice temperament like mine is that only an unreasonable person can ever be angry at me. One way to know if someone is angry is when they bang cutlery loudly in the kitchen sink. It's not a useful tip if you happen to be outside the kitchen so I guess I can only answer 'some' questions. Like is god real? Yep, he's over at my house some nights. We play dice.
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS