Alright. This is the best thing any of us will see on the internet today. Now let's go outside and play. https://t.co/97qrF9802A
About this card: pretending to be irishIt's re-hash Wednesday and St Patrick's Day is nigh, meaning that fifth-generation Americans will suddenly announce they've been Irish all this time and go out to Samuel Becket readings or stay in to argue passionately about which among Joyce, Heaney and Yeats provided the world with the most literary description of the potato. See? That was one sentence. It's called brevity, Joyce.
Wow. Grammar hey?
When I look at Adrian Brody I think Hey there's the actor who played Spike Spiegel in a Cowboy Bebop movie that they really should make!
I don't know @realDonaldTrump - I don't see how building a wall is going to prevent Americans from buying inexpensive medicines in Mexico.