Bemused doesn't mean amused. It means puzzled. https://t.co/HgRrMwPEJ7
About this card: proofI'm ignoring our re-hash Wednesday tradition and posting a new card today because, well, I have the power to do so and because I am the boss. Being a boss is like being a king except instead of bringing you courtesans they bring you tea. Today's card is about Mother's Day. I'm sorry I mentioned courtesans before. Sometimes I say things that are a little bit inappropriate. It's a bit of a secret.
RT @SirPatStew: Made me forget the humidity for a moment. Worth 5 bucks. https://t.co/lRvEoZ31mF
RT @mental_floss: Hundreds of Goats Are Running Amok in a Small Australian Town — https://t.co/vsmLUgDNCe https://t.co/iCj7VLZppP
RT @notch: This save file is so corrupt it's winning the democratic nomination.