RT @danielmaier: This doesn't sound like the most amenable law firm. https://t.co/1rOuic4TOA
About this card: queenPeople often say to me: "Who are you?! And how did you get in here?" And I say: "Sorry, wrong house!" and apologize for eating their yogurt. People also say to me, "you're a good son, your Mother must be proud!" and then I have to explain that I was raised by my grandmother who fed me lizards. And people wonder why I like the taste of yogurt so much.
RT @recordsANDradio: Donald Trump in 4 tweets ???? https://t.co/LN6zbCljhr
RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life