Mothers Day Ecard: 'Queen'. | Wrongcards
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People often say to me: "Who are you?! And how did you get in here?" And I say: "Sorry, wrong house!" and apologize for eating their yogurt. People also say to me, "you're a good son, your Mother must be proud!" and then I have to explain that I was raised by my grandmother who fed me lizards. And people wonder why I like the taste of yogurt so much.
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The only reason I don't believe large corporations do the right thing is because I keep seeing large corporations not doing the right thing.

This is the second time in my life I've ever been a Concerned Onlooker #1. Wait, @EversourceMA this is outside a school! Im new to this.

Incidentally, truck snapped the internet cables - @comcast came and fixed it already. Man, maybe i should call the puh-leece..

I can see this being a headline. Truck snaps live power cable, @EversourceMA kills pedestrians. Me on TV being the I told u so guy.

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