2/3rd of Australians think what is happening to the Great Barrier Reef is a national emergency. A third of us are therefore pretty dense.
About this card: queenPeople often say to me: "Who are you?! And how did you get in here?" And I say: "Sorry, wrong house!" and apologize for eating their yogurt. People also say to me, "you're a good son, your Mother must be proud!" and then I have to explain that I was raised by my grandmother who fed me lizards. And people wonder why I like the taste of yogurt so much.
RT @hotdogsladies: "I speak English well. I learned it from a book." https://t.co/qnios1Eefa
Good news! Apparently @realDonaldTrump is draining the swamp! Bad news! He's filling it with radioactive horse shit.
RT @digitaldraco: Accurate. [source unknown] https://t.co/0rYwWKYQ57