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Valentines Ecard: 'Raptors'. | Wrongcards
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Some say that Valentines Day is a commercialized confidence trick played on lovers, a cloying manufactured holiday, a manipulative marketing mechanism. But me? I only worry about two things. One, that if you don't buy someone chocolate right now, your entire relationship will crumble to pieces. And two, that raptors may not be as extinct as "the authorities" claim.
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RT @billmckibben: The number of animals on our planet has fallen 58% since 1970. Think about that for a minute. https://t.co/QIszIVeQCA

Theory: they wanted to call the show 'American Horror Story' but that name was taken, so they called it 'Toddlers and Tiaras' instead.

I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.

Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.

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