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On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day writing strongly worded letters to the editors of major newspapers defending common sense and family values. If the government is keeping files on us all, then I'd prefer that they think that I am a complete lunatic.
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I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ

Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS

They made a sequel to John Wick ?? Some people should *not* be allowed to own dogs.

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