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"Love is like a rhinoceros wearing a saddle..." Sometimes I'm on fire, and I don't mean when I'm playing with kerosene and a lighter. My doctor says it's because I have a better grasp of reality than most. He stops by occasionally and counsels me and I'm helping him work through some issues with being dead and invisible to his loved ones. Share this card, it has good advice.
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RT @billmckibben: The number of animals on our planet has fallen 58% since 1970. Think about that for a minute. https://t.co/QIszIVeQCA

Theory: they wanted to call the show 'American Horror Story' but that name was taken, so they called it 'Toddlers and Tiaras' instead.

I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.

Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.

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