RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
About this card: redactedI guess I was born to cheer people up. When someone is sad I remind them that they could die at any moment, perhaps at the hand of a someone they know, who pays for axes with cash, and is, moreover, familiar with the floor plan of their house. God clearly wants us all to be happy, so am I an act of God? I don't know, the Vatican is still ignoring my letters. Nice bureaucracy, guys.
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life
RT @HaggardHawks: Word of the Day: CHRYSOCRACY (n.) the rule of the very wealthy
RT @ggreenwald: Thief returns stolen horse after reading on social media that he's the best friend of 5-year-old boy w/heart disease https:…