Reminders Ecard with text: Before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves in case you happen to meet a clown out there.

About This Card | I just spent 20 minutes looking for my keys - they get moved around by my enemies - and suddenly realized what an awful day Karl Rove must be having. He dropped millions trying to buy his friend a job but it didn’t pan out due to an unanticipated technical error (they counted the votes). Then I found my keys. Woot! They were in a boot. I guess Obama and I are both having a good day.

7 Nov 2012