About this card: rocky phaseLately a lot of people have been assuming I was dead. It's strange how a man can't paint himself a greenish hue and lay about near busy intersections without everyone making weird assumptions. Now you might think of vampires as a sort of sublimated necrophiliac rape fantasy but that doesn't make them any less creepy. Today's card contains an octopus. The mention of vampires was just randomness.
@bret_martin yeah @FrankLuntz has really dwindled since his glory days. He was great as a child star on Malcolm in the Middle.
Now @realDonaldTrump is president, it's easier than ever to make America great again. You just have to fire him.
RT @somebadideas: Sean Spicer said Trump received a 5 minute standing ovation at CIA tonight. Here is raw video of that not happening. http…