RT @billmckibben: The number of animals on our planet has fallen 58% since 1970. Think about that for a minute. https://t.co/QIszIVeQCA
About this card: rocky phaseLately a lot of people have been assuming I was dead. It's strange how a man can't paint himself a greenish hue and lay about near busy intersections without everyone making weird assumptions. Now you might think of vampires as a sort of sublimated necrophiliac rape fantasy but that doesn't make them any less creepy. Today's card contains an octopus. The mention of vampires was just randomness.
Theory: they wanted to call the show 'American Horror Story' but that name was taken, so they called it 'Toddlers and Tiaras' instead.
I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.
Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.