WTF Ecard with text: The great benefit to exclusively having sex with an octopus is that it won't live long enough for you both to reach that 'rocky' phase of the relationship.

About This Card | Lately a lot of people have been assuming I was dead. It’s strange how a man can’t paint himself a greenish hue and lay about near busy intersections without everyone making weird assumptions. Now you might think of vampires as a sort of sublimated necrophiliac rape fantasy but that doesn’t make them any less creepy. Today’s card contains an octopus. The mention of vampires was just randomness.

12 Oct 2014