I predict that before spring you'll have met at least one person - on a plane, probably - claiming to be a professional hygge consultant.
About this card: sad santaI watch Fox News so I know all about the plot against Christmas. That's right: conspirators are subverting people's belief in Santa. As a small business owner, and a believer in Santa Claus (I even saw him in a shopping mall once), I make this pledge: For every 1000 boxes of Wrongcards you buy I will send you a Fox News coffee mug (possibly chipped). Christmas saved, kids.
Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.
In 30 years when your generation is gone @NobelPrize people, we're giving a Nobel prize for literature to @eminem. Thanks for the precedent!
@jk_rowling FIVE PREQUELS. We get it. So how many sequels?