About This Card | | I watch Fox News so I know all about the plot against Christmas. That’s right: conspirators are subverting people’s belief in Santa. As a small business owner, and a believer in Santa Claus (I even saw him in a shopping mall once), I make this pledge: For every 1000 boxes of Wrongcards you buy I will send you a Fox News coffee mug (possibly chipped). Christmas saved, kids.

18 Dec 2013