@HaggardHawks Is it appropriate to shout "THERE BE BAIRN-SIGNS, WOMAN!" every time you spy a mildly plump midsection? Asking for a friend.
About this card: sanity firstI worry about some things. I worry that there's going to be a zombie outbreak and that most of you aren't going to approach it with the spirit of joie de vivre. 'Cause I've seen the movies and everyone runs around screaming and dying while talking earnestly about their relationships. I want you to all know that I'll do my best to help you survive but no-one is allowed to be a buzz-kill, okay?
Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.
Santa. He 'knows when you've been bad or good'. How about: WHAT I DO is NOT YOUR BUSINESS, Santa. https://t.co/KncEUSB7gb