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About this card: scary in europe
I like to think of myself as normal. Sometimes I ride buses around town just so I can tell strangers sitting next to me about how normal I am (if I'm in a very good mood I sing about it). Anyway my point is that, like anyone else, I'm not afraid of much. Not even ants. OR white tennis shoes these days. So I can't be the only person who flees at the sight of bidets.
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