Bemused doesn't mean amused. It means puzzled. https://t.co/HgRrMwPEJ7
About this card: self-made manI’m aware I have had certain advantages in life. Not every boy gets to grow up knowing his dad was both an astronaut AND an arctic explorer. My grandmother says it’s a pity my dad had to go into hiding when the lizard people from Rigel VI surreptitiously took control of all the world’s major governments, because I’d have really liked him.
RT @SirPatStew: Made me forget the humidity for a moment. Worth 5 bucks. https://t.co/lRvEoZ31mF
RT @mental_floss: Hundreds of Goats Are Running Amok in a Small Australian Town — https://t.co/vsmLUgDNCe https://t.co/iCj7VLZppP
RT @notch: This save file is so corrupt it's winning the democratic nomination.