@bret_martin What are you talking about? We have always been at war with Eurasia.
About this card: shoesExcuses cards are intended to help you evade unwanted social engagements. It's always better to send a card than to show up and discover you need to stab someone in the leg with a fork. Unless they're serving profiteroles - those can often be worth the fuss.
RT @TwoPaddocks: I would love to see this - the saddest little march of sad little emasculated men . Do it Piers ! https://t.co/rRAESaqm9f
RT @MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just very sad to hear about him.
I wonder if Trump has ever NOT paid for sex? Questions for @POTUS