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I had a responsibility once. Most harrowing four minutes of my life. When the old lady came back and thanked me for minding her groceries I was covered in a dread-laden sweat. I don't need to learn a lesson twice - I've been skirting responsibilities ever since. So even though I want to be an inspiration to you all, I can't teach you this stuff. Have you guys SEEN a calendar? Stressful...
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And here we all are at Twitter. Or, as I call it, these days, "oh what the fuck has he said now??"

RT @mental_floss: Elva Zona Heaster: The Ghost Who Helped Solve Her Own Murder — https://t.co/xFcQtepVUv https://t.co/GReBjBersH

I like to reminisce about the days when we could talk about the 1%. These days, we DREAM of that sort of wealth distribution...

Puzzlingly, the one thing Google has never learned about me is that I block, disable and ignore all advertisements.

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