RT @danielmaier: This doesn't sound like the most amenable law firm. https://t.co/1rOuic4TOA
About this card: simulatingI had a responsibility once. Most harrowing four minutes of my life. When the old lady came back and thanked me for minding her groceries I was covered in a dread-laden sweat. I don't need to learn a lesson twice - I've been skirting responsibilities ever since. So even though I want to be an inspiration to you all, I can't teach you this stuff. Have you guys SEEN a calendar? Stressful...
RT @recordsANDradio: Donald Trump in 4 tweets ???? https://t.co/LN6zbCljhr
RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life