Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
About this card: staplers and human resourcesIt is hard to remember that, although Wrongcards is now a mega-corporation with global brand-awareness and a market saturation rivaling that of Coca-Cola, we were once a small outfit run by one man and a telepathic dog. In 2008, before we sold out to corporate interests, my dog told me to make this card. Or to feed her. Look it's not important.
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS