RT @danielmaier: This doesn't sound like the most amenable law firm. https://t.co/1rOuic4TOA
About this card: special occasionsAlright blokes, you're fond of a lady but you can't very well show up in her kitchen at 3am, naked and covered in mud and broken glass, claiming to be a time-traveler. Trust me, I speak from experience when I say that women are far too jaded and cynical nowadays for that to work. My best advice? Send this card. My next best advice requires a gorilla suit but I don't give away ALL my trade secrets.
RT @recordsANDradio: Donald Trump in 4 tweets ???? https://t.co/LN6zbCljhr
RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life