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Birthday Ecard: 'Spiders Are Sensitive'. | Wrongcards
About this card: spiders are sensitive
It's someone's birthday today, maybe not yours or mine but it's someone's; it's commonsense. I know lots about people and most of what I know about people I learned from spiders. Though wasps, when you think about it, are a kind of winged spider. Spiders don't hum like wasps, they just whistle. Nobody really knows why.
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