Upcoming holiday: Christmas is December 25th.
Send your mother a box of wrongcards!
Baby Ecard: 'Statistical Russian Roulette'. | Wrongcards
About this card: statistical russian roulette
And today's card is for new parents. Bless their hearts, they get so nervy when you mention statistics, which is something you Should Never Do. Unless you're bored and there's nothing on television.
Wrongcards on Twitter

RT @JamesBlunt: Embarrassed to buy my new album? Mother's Day could be the perfect cover... https://t.co/cKzM1OTIZP

@JonnyGeller Tim Allen is also former drug dealer; caught with 650g of cocaine he ratted out 21 colleagues. Not a terribly nice individual.

The Theory of the Leisure Class, Thorstein Veblen. Maps for Lost Lovers by Nadeem Aslam. Tigerman by Nick Harkaway. It's a fun list.

I'm in the south of Spain making a list of the next hundred books I want to read. The most immediate: The Silk Roads, by Peter Francopan.

More @wrongcards
More Recent Cards

Subscribe to our shenanigans

No spamming or soliciting from us. Seriously.