RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
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RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life
RT @HaggardHawks: Word of the Day: CHRYSOCRACY (n.) the rule of the very wealthy
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