2/3rd of Australians think what is happening to the Great Barrier Reef is a national emergency. A third of us are therefore pretty dense.
About this card: subliminalGentlemen, bad news: Valentines Day is gonna happen any second now. Ladies, yay, you're about to receive a lot of Hallmark nonsense and a bunch of chocolate that you know in your heart is going to go straight to your hips. Puppies? For you, nothing changes, you're still the best things on the planet and I wish there were more of you.
RT @hotdogsladies: "I speak English well. I learned it from a book." https://t.co/qnios1Eefa
Good news! Apparently @realDonaldTrump is draining the swamp! Bad news! He's filling it with radioactive horse shit.
RT @digitaldraco: Accurate. [source unknown] https://t.co/0rYwWKYQ57