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About this card: suburban halloween
On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then make up ridiculous lies to justify it all. Chiefly I blame our community here for Being Enablers but I also forgive you all because, well, it's nearly Halloween. And everybody knows that Halloween is about accepting people for being strange. Here's to you!
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