RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
About this card: terribleMy New Year's resolution was to retire from public life utterly. Then Shia Labeouf decided that this was a good idea to borrow, so that's another of my resolutions that have come to naught. In other news, my resolution to live on better terms with my pet wasp is still intact. Horace and I are committed to putting our differences aside this year
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life
RT @HaggardHawks: Word of the Day: CHRYSOCRACY (n.) the rule of the very wealthy
RT @ggreenwald: Thief returns stolen horse after reading on social media that he's the best friend of 5-year-old boy w/heart disease https:…