Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
About this card: thanksgiving excuseOn the Wednesday before Thanksgiving I like to post an older card, and then spend the rest of the day trying to buy Boston real estate with beads, shiny trinkets and blankets. Not really - I just play videogames. God, why do you people force me to lie? You're enablers, all of you and you bring out the worst in me. Today's card is on you.
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS