Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
About this card: thanksgiving turkey"Thanksgiving started when a bunch of Americans fed some half-starved illegal immigrants. The illegals, a bunch of religious extremists who liked to wear amusing hats, got drunk and kept calling the Americans 'Indians' for a joke. The Americans were cool about it though and, to commemorate that fact, the descendants of those illegal immigrants dine once a year with a bunch of people they don't like." (This is why people don't invite me to Thanksgiving anymore).
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.
Santa. He 'knows when you've been bad or good'. How about: WHAT I DO is NOT YOUR BUSINESS, Santa. https://t.co/KncEUSB7gb
RT @MarkRuffalo: Assholes. https://t.co/HVPssfBWGn