Spoiler alert: this card has a lot of deer on it. https://t.co/C4L7ooLqLx #christmascheer #Christmas
About this card: tonight, it's just about you and meThis is one of the very first flirting cards we published. I feel that it is emotionally honest to let a person know just how awesome the night is going to be well in advance. It also gives them the chance to opt out in case they cannot handle high levels of pleasure.
@HaggardHawks Is it appropriate to shout "THERE BE BAIRN-SIGNS, WOMAN!" every time you spy a mildly plump midsection? Asking for a friend.
Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.