2/3rd of Australians think what is happening to the Great Barrier Reef is a national emergency. A third of us are therefore pretty dense.
About this card: troubledSometimes I like to organize surprise birthday parties for random colleagues I don't know very well. Suddenly they're surrounded by cake and balloons and people singing in their cubicle. It's awkward for them because only two people there will know it's not actually their birthday. I suppose it's because I like cake.
RT @hotdogsladies: "I speak English well. I learned it from a book." https://t.co/qnios1Eefa
Good news! Apparently @realDonaldTrump is draining the swamp! Bad news! He's filling it with radioactive horse shit.
RT @digitaldraco: Accurate. [source unknown] https://t.co/0rYwWKYQ57