Spoiler alert: this card has a lot of deer on it. https://t.co/C4L7ooLqLx #christmascheer #Christmas
About this card: two kinds of brokeThere really are two kinds of broke. But if you can pull off that perennial 'I just woke up' look, and don't appear too alarming when unshaved, and IF you have worked out the basics of hygiene, then you won't need to wait for feminine company for very long. Women don't like a finished product: they like a challenge. BE THE CHALLENGE, GRASSHOPPERS.
@HaggardHawks Is it appropriate to shout "THERE BE BAIRN-SIGNS, WOMAN!" every time you spy a mildly plump midsection? Asking for a friend.
Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.