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About this card: two kinds of broke
There really are two kinds of broke. But if you can pull off that perennial 'I just woke up' look, and don't appear too alarming when unshaved, and IF you have worked out the basics of hygiene, then you won't need to wait for feminine company for very long. Women don't like a finished product: they like a challenge. BE THE CHALLENGE, GRASSHOPPERS.
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