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Jurassic Park 2 has, according to headlines, "unexpected surprises". They're telling us so we can expect the unexpected surprises.

In 30 years when your generation is gone @NobelPrize people, we're giving a Nobel prize for literature to @eminem. Thanks for the precedent!

@jk_rowling FIVE PREQUELS. We get it. So how many sequels?

I'm very good at reading comprehension.

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