RT @danielmaier: This doesn't sound like the most amenable law firm. https://t.co/1rOuic4TOA
About this card: understanding meMost of us have been busy practicing our Pre-Apocalypse Stop, Drop and Roll Survival Drills so that we might outlive our more 'skeptical' friends. I can't wait to see the surprise on their faces when they're strafed by Pernicious Tabby Cats in Flying Saucers, which is how I suspect the Apocalypse will pan out. I'm usually right about stuff. I'll see you guys at the Christmas looting, ok?!
RT @recordsANDradio: Donald Trump in 4 tweets ???? https://t.co/LN6zbCljhr
RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life