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Most of us have been busy practicing our Pre-Apocalypse Stop, Drop and Roll Survival Drills so that we might outlive our more 'skeptical' friends. I can't wait to see the surprise on their faces when they're strafed by Pernicious Tabby Cats in Flying Saucers, which is how I suspect the Apocalypse will pan out. I'm usually right about stuff. I'll see you guys at the Christmas looting, ok?!
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And here we all are at Twitter. Or, as I call it, these days, "oh what the fuck has he said now??"

RT @mental_floss: Elva Zona Heaster: The Ghost Who Helped Solve Her Own Murder — https://t.co/xFcQtepVUv https://t.co/GReBjBersH

I like to reminisce about the days when we could talk about the 1%. These days, we DREAM of that sort of wealth distribution...

Puzzlingly, the one thing Google has never learned about me is that I block, disable and ignore all advertisements.

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