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Wow. Grammar hey?
When I look at Adrian Brody I think Hey there's the actor who played Spike Spiegel in a Cowboy Bebop movie that they really should make!
I don't know @realDonaldTrump - I don't see how building a wall is going to prevent Americans from buying inexpensive medicines in Mexico.