RT @IamEnidColeslaw: God is dead https://t.co/anBU54PMYT
About this card: unsuspiciousThe solitary purpose of an Excuses Card is to extricate you from a social obligation. Just send a wrongcard and let me tell lies on your behalf. See? Your conscience is clear. And my conscience? I don't have one yet but I promise that a conscience is the first thing I'm going to buy when I'm rich.
RT @JohnBirmingham: No, @smh, here's what happens when you get stoned every single day for five years. https://t.co/8W5CJOCQBf
RT @Snowden: It turns out money decides elections after all. #IowaCaucus https://t.co/M3rLftDXoF
I'm flipping out. For years people have been debating Sarah Palin's intelligence, when all anyone needed to do was 'say 'Trig' and 'Track'.