RT @HillaryClinton: How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
About this card: unwelcome followerIf I were a famous individual my name would be prefixed with the phrase 'The Famous Recluse'. I know that sounds grandiose but I don't see any point in being a humble recluse. So anyway I like to provide excuses to recluses. Example: today's card. If you want an unbelievable life, stop being believable right now, I say.
RT @aparnapkin: Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life
RT @HaggardHawks: Word of the Day: CHRYSOCRACY (n.) the rule of the very wealthy
RT @ggreenwald: Thief returns stolen horse after reading on social media that he's the best friend of 5-year-old boy w/heart disease https:…