Excuses Ecard with text: I am sorry I cannot attend your party but I'll be secluding myself indefinitely, or at least until this very persistent zebra stops following me.

About This Card | If I were a famous individual my name would be prefixed with the phrase ‘The Famous Recluse’. I know that sounds grandiose but I don’t see any point in being a humble recluse. So anyway I like to provide excuses to recluses. Example: today’s card. If you want an unbelievable life, stop being believable right now, I say.

28 Nov 2011