@bret_martin What are you talking about? We have always been at war with Eurasia.
About this card: christmas zebraStare off into the distance. "You're almost as disappointing as Norman...".."Who is Norman, Ma?".."Norman was a disappointment. He wasn't a devoted son either. Wanted to run off and 'live his life', whatever that means. All his poor Mother asked for was a zebra. Police never found his body." "I'll bring you a zebra mom, I promise."..."You're a good boy. On your way home, pick me up a carton of cigarettes."
RT @TwoPaddocks: I would love to see this - the saddest little march of sad little emasculated men . Do it Piers ! https://t.co/rRAESaqm9f
RT @MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just very sad to hear about him.
I wonder if Trump has ever NOT paid for sex? Questions for @POTUS