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About this card: weird noises
It's fine to be quietly afraid of werewolves but nobody worries about wereferrets, do they? A werewolf is big, you can see it padding down the road but a wereferret is small, thus hard to see as it drops from overhead branches. Imagine the fluid grace of it gnashing through the air, fastening onto major artery. Imagine the horror. I'd like to add that today's card is about babies.
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And here we all are at Twitter. Or, as I call it, these days, "oh what the fuck has he said now??"

RT @mental_floss: Elva Zona Heaster: The Ghost Who Helped Solve Her Own Murder — https://t.co/xFcQtepVUv https://t.co/GReBjBersH

I like to reminisce about the days when we could talk about the 1%. These days, we DREAM of that sort of wealth distribution...

Puzzlingly, the one thing Google has never learned about me is that I block, disable and ignore all advertisements.

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