@HaggardHawks Is it appropriate to shout "THERE BE BAIRN-SIGNS, WOMAN!" every time you spy a mildly plump midsection? Asking for a friend.
About this card: white guysI like to have friends of different ethnic and racial backgrounds: it helps me look cosmopolitan. I guess I'm a collector. If you have problems making friends of a particular race then stop by your local retirement home. It's easy to sneak them out when the nurses aren't looking. Take 'em driving. Just remember to have them back in time for pudding. And remember to give them bus fare.
Wrongcards is tackling some serious, high-brow societal issues this Christmas. https://t.co/EXGz3BWEkx #christmas #culturewarrior
Don't get me started on The Elf on the Shelf. That's some psycho 70s-era east-Berlin stuff right there.
Santa. He 'knows when you've been bad or good'. How about: WHAT I DO is NOT YOUR BUSINESS, Santa. https://t.co/KncEUSB7gb