Upcoming holiday: Father's Day on June 19. Sure it matters to him.
Send your mother a box of wrongcards!
Guy Code Ecard: 'White Guys'. | Wrongcards
About this card: white guys
I like to have friends of different ethnic and racial backgrounds: it helps me look cosmopolitan. I guess I'm a collector. If you have problems making friends of a particular race then stop by your local retirement home. It's easy to sneak them out when the nurses aren't looking. Take 'em driving. Just remember to have them back in time for pudding. And remember to give them bus fare.
Wrongcards on Twitter

Alright you goddamned ferrets. https://t.co/hVKYMBsLr3

Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?

Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp

I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ

More @wrongcards
More Recent Cards

Subscribe to our shenanigans

No spamming or soliciting from us. Seriously.