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I like to have friends of different ethnic and racial backgrounds: it helps me look cosmopolitan. I guess I'm a collector. If you have problems making friends of a particular race then stop by your local retirement home. It's easy to sneak them out when the nurses aren't looking. Take 'em driving. Just remember to have them back in time for pudding. And remember to give them bus fare.
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