Alright. This is the best thing any of us will see on the internet today. Now let's go outside and play. https://t.co/97qrF9802A
About this card: why we drinkIt makes me sad that many people don't take St Patrick's Day seriously. Some will prance about in fatuous green socks, mention some highly unlikely Irish ancestor and then consider their obligations to the thing met. Not me. I'm a messenger. From God, probably. And if I don't explain this holiday then millions will be spending Saturday drunk for no reason at all. So here we go ...
Wow. Grammar hey?
When I look at Adrian Brody I think Hey there's the actor who played Spike Spiegel in a Cowboy Bebop movie that they really should make!
I don't know @realDonaldTrump - I don't see how building a wall is going to prevent Americans from buying inexpensive medicines in Mexico.