Every time I see someone in Starbucks putting their feet on a seat I take a picture of them. Is that odd?
About this card: zombie realismI've always had a very firm grasp on reality. The reason is that when I was twelve I witnessed my sister's abduction by extraterrestrials from our family home on Martha's Vineyard, which drove me to join the FBI where I investigated unsolved cases alongside a pretty, red-haired forensic pathologist. You don't have to believe me: the truth is out there.
Root access plz. https://t.co/leBRWRiwfp
I am available for friendship. $150 an hour. Will take walks with you too. No netflix and chill. I dont have either. https://t.co/GhPRZ96JAQ
Every now and then people ask me why I don't respect CNN. Here's to that. https://t.co/QI6Jh3G9wS