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Get Well Ecards

You know how awful it can be when a friend gets sick and you want to tell them you want them to get well soon, but you don’t watch to catch their awful swine flu germs? Well, all you have to do is send a get well card from wrongcards.

These cards will help you seem like you want them feel better without your having to go over there when they’re at their most boring and contagious. Incidentally if things don’t pan out well with your aforementioned sick friend don’t forget we have sympathy cards. A little bit self-promotion there.

By the way, these sympathy cards, like all the others, are free to send. Woot! Sympathy doesn’t get any cheaper than this!

Get Well cards 28 Nov 2012

Ecard text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two.
Whenever a friend comes down with a sore throat or a cold I like to sit at their bedside and offer repeated assurances that it's WAY too early to suspect that this might be the illness that takes their life. And that it's completely absurd to start suspecting Foul Play, while I walk around tapping on the walls as if searching for a hollow sound. I guess I want everybody's life to be an adventure.
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Get Well cards 9 Jul 2012

Ecard text: I am sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Maybe you would feel better if you provided me with an orgasm.
The thing about sick people is they give off fumes which are made up of tiny animals. You can't see them with the naked eye but, if inhaled, they get inside your blood and try to kill you. Also - people with optimistic attitudes have better defenses. That's why you have to cheer up sick people - it makes them less toxic. I've always been good at science.
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Get Well cards 2 Jan 2012

Ecard text: I am sorry you are feeling sick tomorrow and wish there was something I could do to help,
The Christmas season is over and people are limping resentfully back into work and complaining vaguely about feeling under the weather. Anyone claiming to be sick is lying, of course; they just want to go home and eat cake like it's the last week of December. Take it from me: my bird flu is giving me hell.
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Get Well cards 20 Sep 2011

Ecard text: Get well soon, but failing that, try not to die on theses days.
It is a sad thing but sometimes people can get sick and this may occasionally result in the interruption of one's plans. Experience has taught me that nobody likes it when you leave a bed-side vigil to go jet-skiing. I believe this is because people are fundamentally irrational. Send a Get Well card and THEN you can go jet-skiing.
  • mortality
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Get Well cards 26 Jul 2010

Ecard text: There are many more interesting ways of getting attention besides pretending to be sick
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  • attention
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Get Well cards 8 Jun 2010

Ecard text: I am sure you would feel better if you just let me practice acupuncture on you.
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About: Wrongcards offers free, funny ecards that are wrong for every occasion, and is possibly the most curious greeting card site on the web. Here you will find cards with a unique freshness and originality, which have been lovingly inked on fresh parchment by an emotionally mature artist committed only to the causes of good taste and judgment. Find out more about us.
Disclaimer: We'd like to mention that buying our stuff will not make you cool: you are already cool. You don't need to impress your friends: we're already impressed. With that disclaimer out of the way, we do sell packs of cool wrong postcards over at Amazon. They're not very suitable to send to people but that's kind of the idea here.
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