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Ecards for Family Members
There are special people in our lives who are called family and they can do anything they please towards you because, ahem, you’re related to them. You’ll see a side to them that their friends never see. You’ll have memories of them trying to kill or maim you. And what’s more, you can’t get rid of these people. You’re doomed to always see them again and again and again and again because God hates you. Anyway to pay lip-service to these familial relationships there is nothing better than a wrongcard. Sending a family card from here is a nice way of reminding them that blood is more clotted than water.
Subcategories of 'Ecards for Family Members'
Sweetie, I LOVE your parents, you know I do… If you’ve heard these words then you’re living with a god-damned liar. And that’s fine. I believe that nobody should love their spouse’s parents - it’s creepy. Oh of course you meet these people who say they don’t want to kill their in-laws and sometimes I even believe them, in which case I like to to refer them to a mental health specialist in Switzerland. Who was it that said that the only reason you should be nice to your in-laws is so that you can be above suspicion when you murder them? Oh that’s right, it was me.