There are special people in our lives who are called family and they can do anything they please towards you because, ahem, you're related to them. You'll see a side to them that their friends never see. You'll have memories of them trying to kill or maim you. And what's more, you can't get rid of these people. You're doomed to always see them again and again and again and again because God hates you. Anyway to pay lip-service to these familial relationships there is nothing better than a wrongcard. Sending a family card from here is a nice way of reminding them that blood is more clotted than water.
