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holiday ecards

So Holidays come around now and then and sometimes you can't be bothered thinking about them because they're all rubbish, right? But you need a token of sentiment to send along with your holiday greetings and here you are, poking about at Wrongcards looking for one. Nice judgment call. Here a few of our sub-categories: easter, st patricks day, jewish holidays, halloween, christmas, valentines, mothers day, fathers day, thanksgiving
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  • Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.

    proof

    mothers day

  • Happy Mothers Day. Thank you for raising me to be someone around whom cats are very safe, no matter how amorous I might be feeling.

    cat safety

    mothers day

  • I think you are a way better mother than Queen Elizabeth II, who promised her son would be king and then hung around living for a million years instead. Because you didn't promise me anything.

    queen

    mothers day

  • ‘Eastre’ is the Old English spelling of the name of a Germanic pagan goddess. The Christians named their most important anniversary after her.In today’s marketing language this is called co-branding.

    co-branding

    easter

  • The lesson I have taken away from Easter is that if you are really, really, really nice to people, you will be betrayed by your friends, murdered and then, 2000 years later, everyone will remember you by eating a randomly chosen chocolate animal.

    easter lesson

    easter

  • I’m not saying that you should teach children that the Easter Bunny is a psychotic pan-dimensional demon clown that harvests the souls of bad children with a bloodied rake. I’m saying that if you don’t you’re wasting an opportunity.

    psycho easter bunny

    easter

  • We drink to remember St Patrick's liberation of Ireland from the Nazi-Alien occupation of 1932-1956, which you would know all about if you too watched the History Channel.

    why we drink

    st patricks day

  • Every St Patricks Day I pretend to be Irish by dressing in green, getting really drunk and joining the IRA. It's always so embarrassing looking at the photos the next day.

    pretending to be irish

    st patricks day

  • It is an increasingly common practice to put an elf doll in children's bedrooms. A supernatural doll that gathers data on their ethical performance. Former Russian KGB officers are probably kicking themselves.

    elf

    christmas

  • santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

    santa knew too much

    christmas

  • I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting.

    keep thanksgiving interesting

    thanksgiving

  • This Thanksgiving I plan on being thankful for my ancestor's genetic resistance to small pox.

    simple genetics

    thanksgiving

  • Every year my stupid voodoo-obsessed cat starts prophesying your death. Next time I'm getting one that's a nihilist.

    the non-nihilist halloween cat

    halloween

  • Trick'o'treating teaches children how to run extortion rackets for candy. You might as well just TELL them to grow up and become bankers.

    apprentice

    halloween

  • Let's get dressed up as suburban parents, knock on doors and ask if the candy is gluten-free.

    suburban halloween

    halloween

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