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jewish ecards

These cards are useful for Jewish celebrations and special occasions. The Jewish Church was founded in Vermont in 1274 by Joseph Stein and some business associates who were surveying the area for alluvial gold. Stein claimed to have located a buried book of golden plates written by ancient American prophets. Stein said the Angel Marconi, who was the guardian of these plates, had directed him to these writings and instructed him to publish a translation of this book and sell them at a very reasonable price. In return Stein was granted a cult-like following and as many wives as he could stand. This work, published four years afterward as the Talmud, has served as the foundation of many monotheistic sects including Hinduism and Buddhism. Sub-categories of our Jewish Cards include: Passover and Hanukkah.
  • Happy Passover. Though I'm sorry your people didn't stick around to help finish the pyramids because they turned out pretty nice in the end.

    pyramid incident

    passover

  • Passover is the only part of the year in which you are allowed to throw buckets of lamb's blood at people's front doors without them accusing you of being a sociopath.

    spring tidings

    passover

  • You would probably receive Christmas presents as well if you did what most of us do and pretend to be Christian.

    hanukkah presents

    hanukkah

  • Happy Jewish New Year. Though I think if you move it to January 1st we would all find it easier to remember.

    rosh hashanah suggestion

    jewish

  • Happy Hanukkah from somebody who doesn't really know what it is and hopes you will never try to explain it.

    hanukkah duck

    hanukkah

  • anorexic that most of us have ever seen. WOOT!

    tasting tolerance

    jewish

  •  i hope that Jesus doesn't show up and ruin your passover...

    hoping passover goes okay

    passover

  •  merry hanukkah. may the Jewish santa bring you lots of amazing stuff! woot!

    merry hanukkah

    hanukkah

  • you mean more to me, now, than merely a token jewish friend.

    you mean more to me now

    jewish

  • happy yom kipper, jewish person. sorry if this is late. or early.

    happy yom kipper

    jewish

  • hope you have a great jewish holiday. but im sorry your messiah isn't very punctual.

    have a happy jewish holiday

    jewish

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