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When it comes to St Valentines Day the most practical approach is to send a card to many, many potential lovers because it is always good to hedge your bets. I believe that God hedged His bets when He created mammals just in case things didn't work out well with the dinosaurs. And they didn't work out, did they, so it goes to prove that there is some Divine Wisdom is these words.So I think St Valentine was arguing that you should flirt often and every day and send many valentines to random people. It is written up in the Bible somewhere and I'd go find it but I'm a little lazy when it comes to research. This is sub-category of all holiday cards. To see more, click here.
  • Oh my God, you know I like you, why do I have to give you a valentines day card? We are adults right? PS. This is the aforementioned valentines day card. PPS. No need to thank me.

    no need

    valentines

  • Happy Valentines Day. Because there is nothing weird about winged, naked babies holding weapons.

    winged babies

    valentines

  • I want to spend every moment of Valentines Day alone with you, showing you just how truly amazing and awesome I am at video games.

    valentines day with you

    valentines

  • Here is your Valentines Day card. NOW can you make me a sandwich?

    subliminal

    valentines

  • St Valentines Day can be one of only two things: rich fat-cat industrialists with warehouses full of Valentines Day stuff to fob off onto unsuspecting poor folk, or two: 1 love. Can you decide which because I can't think about it without twitching.

    industrialist fat cats

    valentines

  • Historians dont actually know who Saint Valentine was or how he became martyred. Geoffrey Chaucer and his mates in the 14th Century began to associate the day with romantic love about a thousand years after he died.

    ridiculousness

    valentines

  • Here is your Valentines Day card. Now it is your turn to do something for me. Vaseline.

    valentines day reciprocity

    valentines

  • When I said 'it is a low-brow superficial holiday' what I really meant to say was 'Happy Valentines Day.' I hope we are still on for sex.

    valentines day miscommunication

    valentines

  • Happy Valentines Day. I know you feel grateful right now. But I guess I dont really know just how grateful you feel... Note: proofs of gratitude can involve two or more of your better-looking friends and a jar of maple syrup.

    proofs of gratitude

    valentines

  • Happy valentines day. This is a picture of an earwig. I am the best.

    picture of an earwig

    valentines

  • blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, baby. And I mean it. Most ineffectual valentines day ecard ever.

    ineffectual valentines card

    valentines

  • And personally I have no problem with it being an 'exchanging consumer goods for sex kind of holiday.

    consumer goods

    valentines

  • happy valentines day. lets celebrate the uniqueness of our romance with some random ecard i found on the internet.

    celebrating uniqueness

    valentines

  •  Be my Valentine and I might share some chocolates with you or something. Though  I also might not. Chocolate is kind of nice.

    i might share chocolate

    valentines

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