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workplace ecards

Human Resources probably frowns on these cards but you can probably argue that you were just trying to raise company morale by making the workplace a more cheerful environment. They probably won't buy it though: they never do. It might not be a good idea to send these greeting cards around the office unless you feel like getting fired. We are not experts on differentiating Workplace Inappropriate from Appropriate and we have cards here advocating arson for God-sakes. Maybe you could table this question in a meeting?
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  • Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are.

    thank you for the swine flu

    workplace

  • Thank God it's Friday and my rich inner life has not yet come to the attention of upper management.

    rich inner life

    TGIF

  • I am sorry about how I acted at work but in my defense I was pretty stoned most of the day. i did take the time to do some pretty wicked origami though.

    just stoned

    workplace

  • Except in cases where the job was STRESSFUL because long-term activation of the stress-response system, and the subsequent over-exposure to cortisol and other stress hormones. Heart disease. Risk of Death. Also: avoid bears.

    disclaimer

    workplace

  • vacation

    workplace

  • Remember: do not bite a colleague or co-worker, no matter how agitated you are feeling, because they will get really disappointed in you.

    agitated

    workplace

  • I'm not going to get angry today provided nobody provokes me by breathing too loudly.

    not getting angry

    workplace

  • Thank God it's Friday and nobody in Senior Management was brutally stabbed to death with a pen due to an unfortunate misunderstanding.

    stabby

    TGIF

  • Thank God it's Friday and we have not been devoured by a phalanx of Komodo Dragons.

    phalanx

    TGIF

  • Everybody works for the man. But nobody knows who the man is. But one day I will find out who he is and strangle him. And then I will be the man. Until then, your job is to buy me lunch and appreciate me. Later I will probably reward you.

    mission statement

    workplace

  • If you MUST insist on being a Refrigerator Label Nazi, could you at least buy milk I would WANT to steal?

    label nazi

    workplace

  • In the Event of Fire, panic.

    fire safety and awareness

    workplace

  • If you see a bison on your way home today, disregard it. Do not attract the attention of the bison under any circumstances.

    disregard bison

    workplace

  •  I have been looking into it and apparently being evil pays pretty well and is probably more rewarding than what I'm doing now.

    being evil

    workplace

  •  I have no particular opinion about the overall worth of middle-management. And a picture of a hanging man in silhouette.

    middle management

    workplace

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