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And I wouldn’t be surprised if the page you’re looking for never existed in the first place.

That’s not gaslighting, either – which also isn’t a thing, but a paranoid fantasy you made up to confirm your own frail and problematic sense of reality.

And while I’m being straight with you, the other day your cat told me it wants to eat you. So feel free to bring that up at your next therapy session.

Oh, and when you see your therapist, tell them I said HEY.