free ecards that are
wrong for every occasion

2020  1

July  1

all birthdays

July 7, 2020 · Kris St.Gabriel

2019  3

February  3

hearts interchangeable

February 13, 2019 · Kris St.Gabriel

penguin with ice cream

February 6, 2019 · Kris St.Gabriel

sexy octopus

February 1, 2019 · Kris St.Gabriel

2018  9

December  3

christmas mantis

December 17, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

gifts for in-laws

December 14, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

thinking outside the box

December 11, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  1

happy like me

October 16, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

March  1

we agree

March 3, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  3

arm the teachers

February 25, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

ridiculousness

February 13, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

alone with you

February 12, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

January  1

stoicism

January 12, 2018 · Kris St.Gabriel

2017  3

December  3

christmas spider

December 20, 2017 · Kris St.Gabriel

Jesus birthday

December 20, 2017 · Kris St.Gabriel

when they came for the clowns

December 9, 2017 · Kris St.Gabriel

2016  4

October  1

historical awareness

October 10, 2016 · Kris St.Gabriel

August  1

biohazard

August 14, 2016 · Kris St.Gabriel

April  1

spring tidings

April 22, 2016 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  1

no need

February 12, 2016 · Kris St.Gabriel

2015  17

December  12

silent killer

December 29, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

fewer spiders

December 27, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

appropriated holiday

December 23, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

what could go wrong

December 22, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

christmas deer

December 18, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

sneaky snowmen

December 16, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

santa knew too much

December 15, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

christmas leopard

December 14, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

homeland security

December 11, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

flight to egypt

December 10, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

tree killer

December 9, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

merry hanukkah

December 7, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  1

apprentice

October 20, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

May  2

happy turtles

May 8, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

when im high

May 8, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  2

trite

February 13, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

reciprocity

February 12, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel

2014  28

December  5

yellow

December 23, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

everything is fantastic

December 23, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

paternity

December 22, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

not rudolf please santa

December 11, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

hatchets

December 9, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

November  1

thanksgiving turkey

November 26, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  1

rocky phase

October 12, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

July  4

best thing

July 24, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

comrade lenin

July 16, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

surrender

July 3, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

fireworks

July 2, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

June  5

cardioid

June 20, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

inflatable sheep

June 5, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

modesty

June 4, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

optimism

June 2, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

identity issues

June 2, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

May  1

possible

May 10, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

April  1

worries

April 8, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

March  2

gorillas in the midst

March 25, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

irish brawl

March 16, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  3

breast defense

February 14, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

badgered

February 14, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

pterodactyl

February 4, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

January  5

insufficient

January 24, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

molotov cocktails

January 22, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

inflatable pony

January 21, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

inner world

January 16, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

terrible

January 16, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel

2013  95

December  4

gift lizard

December 20, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

sad santa

December 18, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

bearded man

December 12, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

disrespected

December 8, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

November  2

fear of failure

November 22, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

technically misleading

November 14, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  6

commute

October 30, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

bright side

October 30, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

monopoly

October 16, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

staplers

October 9, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

new level

October 6, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

still want you

October 2, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

September  5

hell in a handbasket

September 26, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

just try

September 16, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

elephants

September 5, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

upside of missing you

September 4, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

giraffes

September 3, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

August  6

black mold

August 29, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

tasting tolerance

August 16, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

or much too much

August 15, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

capable

August 13, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

black box

August 5, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

misheard

August 1, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

July  8

sheep

July 30, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

seriously

July 25, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

zombie realism

July 24, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

positive things

July 23, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

next thing to try

July 18, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

feminist project

July 17, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

gnomes and fear

July 12, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

terror suspect

July 11, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

June  9

deeply sincerely

June 28, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

false positive

June 26, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

long term plans

June 24, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

stegosaurus

June 18, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

birds and bees

June 13, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

pretending pinata

June 12, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

moral universe

June 12, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

leaving your body

June 5, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

sweet and endearing

June 3, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

May  11

special occasions

May 31, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

secret-life

May 28, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

so i am not delusional

May 24, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

jackal head

May 23, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

enemies

May 22, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

disappointment

May 17, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

life can be so sad

May 15, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

its all lies

May 14, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

not half so adventurous

May 9, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

shadowy truth

May 6, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

deeply profoundly

May 1, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

April  9

in my defense

April 30, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

practically

April 24, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

family portrait

April 23, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

spiders are sensitive

April 22, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

i need you back

April 17, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

weird noises

April 15, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

chicken problems

April 11, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

chinese restaurants

April 3, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

stephen hawking

April 2, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

March  12

traditional easter

March 29, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

workplace honesty

March 28, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

easter psa

March 27, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

sky wizard

March 25, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

redacted

March 21, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

willingness to learn

March 19, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

dead fanatic

March 15, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

untraditional

March 13, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

uncontentious

March 12, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

role playing game

March 7, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

bees

March 6, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

catholic vegetarian

March 5, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  12

gender tact

February 26, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

badly calibrated

February 25, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

mysophobic

February 20, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

antlers

February 19, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

cupcakes

February 14, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

picture of an earwig

February 13, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

raptors

February 13, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

pointy hats

February 12, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

recursive rhinoceros

February 7, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

subliminal

February 6, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

my problems

February 4, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

birthday heart

February 1, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

January  11

unexpected bears

January 31, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

gnomes live

January 29, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

sweet anteater lover

January 23, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

old peoples home

January 22, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

job description

January 18, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

presenteeism

January 16, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

guilty

January 14, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

the one with the rat

January 10, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

hallucinated

January 9, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

god of fire

January 4, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

chinese new years

January 2, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel

2012  105

December  9

2012

December 30, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

a christmas exegesis

December 20, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

always remember

December 19, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

understanding me

December 14, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

santa is real

December 12, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

clowns and logic

December 12, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

jesus forgives

December 7, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

extremely inexpensive

December 6, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

bad little children

December 4, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

November  6

extrapolation

November 30, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

this never happened

November 28, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

thanksgiving excuse

November 21, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

sacrifice

November 20, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

argument

November 13, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

revenge

November 7, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  7

effortless

October 26, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

moth man inkblot

October 24, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

wall street

October 23, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

capitol idea

October 17, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

celery

October 4, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

make yourself agreeable

October 3, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

wise

October 1, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

September  8

ears

September 28, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

midnight contract

September 24, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

upcoming marriage

September 19, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

canine motif

September 17, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

evolution

September 14, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

ereshkigal

September 10, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

dudes

September 6, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

suspicious

September 5, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

August  8

flee from cephalopods

August 31, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

slug life

August 27, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

testing faith

August 21, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

inconvenient

August 20, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

unambiguous

August 15, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

loneliness

August 14, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

shot put

August 9, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

synchronized swimming

August 2, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

July  9

unsung heroes

July 31, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

weight-lifting

July 27, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

greco roman wrestling

July 26, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

never

July 23, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

prisoner

July 13, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

very giving

July 9, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

chilling

July 6, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

aliens fail me

July 4, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

afterwards

July 1, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

June  8

simulating

June 29, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

uncomfortable

June 26, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

sanity first

June 21, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

self-made man

June 15, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

shining example

June 15, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

cypridophobia

June 13, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

make sure

June 6, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

tears

June 5, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

May  8

ray

May 29, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

certain conditions

May 25, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

mustering

May 24, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

diablo

May 18, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

school girl

May 12, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

proof

May 9, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

cat safety

May 8, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

queen

May 2, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

April  11

transactions

April 27, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

bad news

April 24, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

birthday zebra

April 23, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

rich inner life

April 20, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

just stoned

April 18, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

disclaimer

April 17, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

communication

April 13, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

pyramid incident

April 11, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

co-branding

April 6, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

easter lesson

April 4, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

psycho easter bunny

April 3, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

March  14

it is a sign

March 30, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

everyone should dream

March 28, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

never feel troubled

March 27, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

fifty fifty

March 23, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

i would chop off an arm

March 21, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

concessions to romance

March 20, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

why we drink

March 15, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

pretending to be irish

March 14, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

pleasant associations

March 12, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

infested

March 9, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

anger management

March 7, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

shouty man

March 6, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

sibling rivalry

March 5, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

nobody thinks

March 2, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  10

mauled by grizzly bears

February 29, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

secret of success

February 29, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

good exorcist

February 22, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

chores vs video games

February 21, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

sometimes i see things

February 15, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

winged babies

February 10, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

valentines day with you

February 8, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

contrariness

February 6, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

identical boxes

February 3, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

illegal

February 2, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

January  7

voting

January 30, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

moderate quality

January 27, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

unauthorized

January 23, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

once bitten

January 19, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

this won’t pan out well

January 15, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

spandex psa

January 8, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

pinned

January 2, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel

2011  73

December  3

hanukkah presents

December 18, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

elf

December 15, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

december baby

December 5, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

November  5

unwelcome follower

November 28, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

keep it interesting

November 23, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

simple genetics

November 21, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

darts and clowns

November 9, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

young people

November 8, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  5

nihilist cat

October 26, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

suburban halloween

October 19, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

troubled

October 18, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

inconsequential things

October 10, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

listening

October 4, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

September  8

rosh hashanah suggestion

September 30, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

unsuspicious

September 26, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

calendar

September 20, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

transubstantiation

September 16, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

evidence

September 12, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

war

September 8, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

moral vacuum

September 7, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

usefulness

September 6, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

August  9

vacation

August 31, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

debilitating

August 29, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

mayonnaise

August 24, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

shoes

August 22, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

hunting

August 19, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

society was not ready

August 17, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

freudian slipknot

August 16, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

supermarket wolf

August 11, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

parasites

August 7, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

July  6

little excuse

July 22, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

moral high ground

July 19, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

everything is fine

July 14, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

progress report

July 7, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

rational depression

July 5, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

little bit irritable

July 1, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

June  6

implausibility

June 28, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

sometimes

June 26, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

commonality

June 17, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

choice

June 14, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

new birthday tradition

June 9, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

agitated

June 7, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

May  5

yap yap yap

May 24, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

not getting angry

May 4, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

occasional improprieties

May 4, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

childless queen

May 3, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

even oedipus

May 2, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

April  7

cake

April 28, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

werewolves exaggerate

April 28, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

retrospect

April 19, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

experimenting

April 11, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

frocked up

April 7, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

fairness to myself

April 5, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

stabby

April 1, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

March  7

favoritism

March 27, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

phalanx

March 18, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

enjoy stpatricks day

March 14, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

mission statement

March 14, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

milk baby

March 10, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

nuanced views

March 7, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

minds wander

March 4, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  7

highly successful people

February 28, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

charlie sheen

February 27, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

fevered brows

February 23, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

label nazi

February 16, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

industrialist fat cats

February 9, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

fire safety

February 8, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

sincerest trust

February 3, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

January  5

cold dark void

January 30, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

codependency

January 27, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

sincerest hopes

January 24, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

good about being wrong

January 18, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

unintentionally

January 10, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel

2010  66

December  8

christmas sneaking

December 19, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

zombies are bitey

December 17, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

norwegian model excuse

December 16, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

disregard bison

December 13, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

trickle down christmas

December 12, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

true and reasonable

December 7, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

hanukkah duck

December 2, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

headache excuse

December 1, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

November  6

improbable muppets movie

November 27, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

genghis khans brother

November 24, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

calm rational people

November 20, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

hand lotion

November 15, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

effective lesson

November 13, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

kindness towards llamas

November 2, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  5

old fashioned advice

October 27, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

birthday obligations

October 19, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

house hunting advice

October 19, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

i don’t judge you

October 19, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

the extra mile

October 2, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

September  8

gregarious llama

September 30, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

probably really like you

September 28, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

being evil

September 24, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

difficult for a purpose

September 18, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

divided labor

September 15, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

busy being interesting

September 9, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

everybody knows

September 6, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

experimentation purposes

September 6, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

August  2

meaningless

August 10, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

lazy and unmotivated

August 8, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

July  10

tired sorry

July 31, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

getting attention

July 26, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

your alleged cake

July 26, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

russian roulette

July 15, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

middle management

July 14, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

valuable friendship

July 9, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

youtube comment

July 7, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

just go la la la

July 6, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

childrens art critic

July 2, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

internet productivity

July 1, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

June  10

selfish interests

June 20, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

another positive thing

June 19, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

amorous puffin

June 10, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

no one can make you

June 9, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

blaming mother

June 8, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

otherwise sincere

June 8, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

pencil shaving

June 8, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

pony free childhood

June 8, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

practicing acupuncture

June 8, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

whatever works

June 8, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

May  1

photocopier advice

May 2, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

April  6

mistakenly implicated

April 29, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

squirrel conformity

April 27, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

duck drawing seduction

April 9, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

eat your spit day

April 6, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

easter guilt trip

April 3, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

easter mood

April 3, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

March  2

irish identity issues

March 10, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

st patricks day help

March 10, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  6

failed apology

February 28, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

blame game

February 27, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

miscommunication

February 10, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

all babies are special

February 3, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

more interesting

February 3, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

proofs of gratitude

February 2, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

January  2

sheep are disappointing

January 15, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

excuses for argument

January 10, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel

2009  112

December  3

Secular Progressive

December 22, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

symbolic emptiness

December 15, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

internet memes

December 14, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

November  5

busy all day

November 11, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

ghost monkeys

November 9, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

suspecting swine flu

November 6, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

economic servitude

November 5, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

internet ranting

November 4, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  11

plastic morbidity

October 29, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

dating lonely agents

October 23, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

deserving rewards

October 20, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

broken promises

October 19, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

hand-drawn card

October 14, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

devils bargain

October 12, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

close and impersonal

October 7, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

blah blah

October 5, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

future technology

October 5, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

weed safety

October 2, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

secretly gay

October 1, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

September  5

responsible actions

September 30, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

sometimes god talks smut

September 29, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

needing cigarette

September 28, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

doing that thing

September 21, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

all pandas

September 17, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

August  4

hypochondria

August 7, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

ridiculous lies

August 5, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

making tea

August 4, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

fraught with peril

August 3, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

July  16

librarians pretend

July 31, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

actual job satisfaction

July 29, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

sexually generous

July 28, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

augury

July 27, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

busy killing nazis

July 22, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

how much alcohol

July 21, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

unattended forklifts

July 20, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

celebrating avoidance

July 15, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

sometimes monologue

July 14, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

tawdry and mundane

July 13, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

pretty weird

July 10, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

friends say

July 7, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

immersion therapy

July 6, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

an effective noose

July 3, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

fricking android

July 2, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

sorry im not selfless

July 1, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

June  18

no reason

June 29, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

michael jackson

June 25, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

real men hunt zombies

June 25, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

a few go missing

June 24, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

how amenable are you

June 22, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

legitimate fathers day

June 20, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

will this do?

June 19, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

small trophy

June 17, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

trapped in a bubble

June 16, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

delicious mistakes

June 12, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

not my real father

June 11, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

taking the time

June 9, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

life goes on

June 8, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

evil devil baby

June 5, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

god will have his jokes

June 3, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

teaching appreciation

June 3, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

life affirming

June 2, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

one mouse at a time

June 1, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

May  11

devils hands

May 22, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

equal opportunities

May 14, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

trekkies whatever

May 13, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

ronald mcdonald

May 12, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

maternal sacrifice

May 9, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

HR frowns upon stuff

May 8, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

irrevocable pain

May 7, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

i still have my health

May 6, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

traditional wedding

May 4, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

forty three percent

May 2, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

sabotage is thirsty work

May 1, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

April  15

stealing helicopters

April 30, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

to bury the hatchet

April 29, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

exceeding expectations

April 26, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

reasons to forgive

April 25, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

it likes to watch

April 23, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

positive thinking

April 19, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

stop

April 19, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

recycling

April 18, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

getting stabby

April 16, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

god and dr phil

April 15, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

job satisfaction

April 12, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

unthanked benefactor

April 11, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

easter isn’t tactless

April 10, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

hoping it goes okay

April 10, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

chocolate vendors

April 5, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

March  10

i am only trying to help

March 31, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

accepting me

March 29, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

feeling terribly sad

March 27, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

crazy planet

March 25, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

five babies

March 20, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

bromance

March 19, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

a grudge

March 12, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

i am trying to decide

March 10, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

you’re not going to die

March 10, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

slightly irregular

March 4, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

February  5

loot tobacconists first

February 16, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

healthy relationship

February 15, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

ineffectual

February 13, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

hurting you is like

February 10, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

sorry you got angry

February 10, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

January  9

not beer and strippers

January 23, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

my premonition

January 17, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

sorry you are unwell

January 12, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

feel good okay

January 7, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

you make me feel awesome

January 7, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

celebrating uniqueness

January 4, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

consumer goods

January 4, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

i might share chocolate

January 3, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

if today isnt

January 2, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel

2008  185

December  14

gaze into the abyss

December 31, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

an ideal resolution

December 28, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

sorry if i inadvertently

December 23, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

undermines christmas

December 23, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

psychiatric medicine

December 18, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

romantic sort of way

December 17, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

awaiting mid-life crises

December 15, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

adequate christmas

December 14, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

christmas regrets

December 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

christmas zebra

December 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

the santa claus myth

December 10, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

a merry christmas

December 7, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

sadistic christmas

December 6, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

nobody ever listens

December 3, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

November  13

happy consumer holiday

November 28, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

good touch bad touch

November 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

invite the natives

November 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

special feelings

November 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

for our relationship

November 17, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

damnedest things

November 16, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

later they will say

November 16, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

turkey fondling

November 16, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

my awesomeness

November 15, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

foot massages

November 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

you mean more to me now

November 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

inappropriate moments

November 9, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

thanks for being cool

November 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

October  12

rainbows and unicorns

October 29, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

halloween decorations

October 27, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

ten thousand creatures

October 15, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

happy jewish holiday

October 14, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

happy yom kipper

October 14, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

your inner child

October 10, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

creepy enough

October 9, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

ergasiophobia

October 4, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

i am secretly relieved

October 3, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

custard is a lubricant

October 2, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

more to halloween

October 2, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

a good thing

October 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

September  9

if pooh bear

September 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

prepare your children

September 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

i wasn’t this confused

September 24, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

you and me, and baby

September 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

all of creation mocks me

September 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

arson and dissent

September 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

brain parasites

September 19, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

so this is gratitude

September 19, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

worked something out

September 15, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

August  16

look over your shoulder

August 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

you should feel alarmed

August 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

hold hands

August 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

genetically speaking

August 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

its never too late

August 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

figurative or literal

August 19, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

barely meets standards

August 16, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

if you are crazy

August 16, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

scientific inquiry

August 15, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

why does society

August 12, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

commitment

August 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

nobody will understand

August 6, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

heath ledger

August 5, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

when i need cheering up

August 5, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

your wardrobe

August 5, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

venereal diseases

August 4, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

July  5

weird thoughts

July 23, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

happy birthday mofo

July 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

still not happening

July 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

dude

July 2, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

more than toast

July 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

June  21

freaking myself out

June 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

who can i kill

June 24, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

annoying stuff

June 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

happy belated birthday

June 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

less weird

June 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

clown-killing

June 21, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

not in a gay way

June 21, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

seven ninjas

June 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

zombification vacation

June 20, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

delightfully impure

June 19, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

ice cream and sympathy

June 19, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

lack of sympathy

June 17, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

white meat

June 12, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

delightfully difficult

June 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

the money i save

June 6, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

solitary moment

June 4, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

sure no webcam

June 4, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

lets fight a duel

June 3, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

only thirty seconds

June 3, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

advanced literacy

June 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

when all else fails

June 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

May  40

next time i eat chicken

May 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

plot holes

May 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

i love you strangely

May 19, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

if ever asked

May 19, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

the cow

May 18, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

this place is gonna burn

May 18, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

dont beat me

May 17, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

trying to care

May 16, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

zombies and axes

May 16, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

frothy discharge

May 15, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

the money we save

May 15, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

the reminder

May 15, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

hanging out with dogs

May 14, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

lizard ate my weed

May 14, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

goddamned ninjas

May 13, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

a quick reminder …

May 12, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

a birthday remembered

May 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

fear reprisals

May 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

hate birthdays

May 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

i hope you get well

May 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

babies are cute

May 10, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

harshed your mellow

May 10, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

revolution comes

May 10, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

we’re having a baby!

May 10, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

these pretty flowers

May 9, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

eaten your goldfish

May 8, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

expensive gift

May 8, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

zombies spotted

May 8, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

a paper card

May 7, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

jesus doesn’t like you

May 7, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

profound regret

May 7, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

too old to be breast-fed

May 6, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

yeah yeah yeah

May 6, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

grant us strength

May 4, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

i promise to reform

May 4, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

dont reason with zombies

May 3, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

so much to tell you

May 3, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

investigations confirmed

May 2, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

my frickin psychiatrist

May 2, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

stay in the basement

May 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

April  36

about you and me

April 30, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

imaginary friends

April 29, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

sober for one day

April 29, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

support you reproducing

April 29, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

not allowed

April 27, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

big enough to admit it

April 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

this is a triumph

April 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

umbrellas and stabbings

April 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

everybody loves balloons

April 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

if you don’t get well

April 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

sorry about the dead bat

April 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

traitors and pigs

April 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

lots of fun, but

April 24, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

tourettes

April 24, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

vague smile

April 24, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

stand closer

April 23, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

spontaneous in bed

April 17, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

dogs outrun zombies

April 13, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

my psychiatrist hates it

April 13, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

tonight’s safe word

April 13, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

zombies and malls

April 13, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

requiring imagination

April 12, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

this whole situation

April 12, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

zombies will eat you

April 12, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

save one shell

April 11, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

fear of clowns

April 10, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

never forget

April 10, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

batshit crazy

April 9, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

four out of five

April 9, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

human resources

April 9, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

free lunch

April 8, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

well adjusted

April 8, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

the more stoned i get

April 6, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

complicated

April 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

eating glue

April 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

third dead clown

April 1, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

March  16

emotionally vulnerable

March 31, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

things are gonna crazy

March 31, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

cheer you up.

March 30, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

grim reaper

March 30, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

undermined world view

March 30, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

sincerely sorry

March 29, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

broken pencils

March 27, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

ladybugs are beautiful

March 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

so uptight

March 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

still waiting

March 26, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

coffee and rohypnol

March 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

spat in your ice cream

March 25, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

humor me

March 23, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

so boring

March 23, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

unique and special

March 22, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

he has to sleep sometime

March 9, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

January  3

here is your card

January 18, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

totally drew this

January 18, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel

you are so not prepared

January 18, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel